Introducing: the FAFO ETF

Listen closely, because I'm about to make you super rich.

We've started a high-frequency trading firm trading the spread between Fuck Around and Find Out.

We work in microsecond resolution across past, present, and future timescales, and will be providing liquidity in the form of a Fuck Around and Find Out ETF, which will track the FAFO spread and will be tradeable on major exchanges.

People are more than willing to pay in excess of 1000x market rate to add a few seconds onto their delta between Fuck Around and Find Out. And as the price of FA increases, the gamma skyrockets.

We also provide next-generation market insights, allowing you to check spreads and prices before Fucking Around.

If you are interested in investing in this firm, let's connect.