RestFest: The Festival for the Rest

I want to create a film festival for films that got rejected from other festivals. To be in it, you submit your film along with at least 30 festival rejection letters. It will be called “RestFest: The Festival for the Rest.”

Then, everyone would get high and watch the films. There would be a potluck buffet – bring your own food and you can eat others’. In one room, we would have two terrible films set up facing one another with gigantic joysticks to control the volume. People could stand next to the screens and attack each other with the films by throttling the volume up at the right time.

Any other ideas?